their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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