so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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