Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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