just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
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