I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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