she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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