You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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