I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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