D3 body, D1 cock
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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