I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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