he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
where does the pee come out of this thing
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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