Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I cut my penus on the lid.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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