No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
handjob tips. give me some.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
