Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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