you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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