i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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