Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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