so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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