what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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