i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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