You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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