Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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