she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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