So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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