Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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