We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
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