I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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