so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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