so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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