I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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