Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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