no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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