we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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