Just fell off a train. Bad.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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