We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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