i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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