ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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