Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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