I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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