Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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