I wannas sexs uuuuu
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Randomize
