Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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