I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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