It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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