she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
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