do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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