did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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