careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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