Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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