so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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