I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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