Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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