Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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