ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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