I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
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