She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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